Even when people gave a shit about wearing masks, it was always bitches in the beauty section never wearing masks…now that nobody is wearing masks and everybody forgot about the pandemic, I’ve lost the fun in beauty shopping. Just get the basics, in and out. You can forget about hanging around a cramped Sephora! Sigh…so… Continue reading In the cleanest of air, near the dazzling sea, you felt gloriously comfortable, your lips gleaming free
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Silly botty sexy thotty
I’ve been thinking about gyaru lately…they seem like they have a lot of fun . Austere repressed cultures encourage you to feel guilty about fun. But when the world is collapsing around you? The most important things become the frivolous, the silly, the fun. Or else you die inside. Yes, this is my life’s thesis!… Continue reading Silly botty sexy thotty
The Time Princess Metagame
I wake up extremely dry. Much drier than usual. As I wait for the Britta machine to fill up, I note I have an inkling of a migraine coming on. Undeterred, I pop a naproxen. It’s not my ideal first line of defense, as I don’t like how it dries me out, but CBD oil… Continue reading The Time Princess Metagame
That one time I was an elf in Lord of the Rings
I’d like to be an elf! Or rather …aren’t vampires elves? So I’m already there 🧛♂️🧛♀️ The way I see it, vampires are urban elves, completely assimilated to human culture (or at least the successful ones are). Fairies are country elves, with that immigrant stubborness that doesn’t let even a drop of human culture in.… Continue reading That one time I was an elf in Lord of the Rings
State of the BOT March 2022
🌸 I updated the site a lil last month. There is now an essays page and an archive page. 🌸 If you’re curious what I’ve been up to… skincare mostly. Glossier discontinuing Bubblewrap has sent me on an epic quest into finding a good replacement I can easily get IRL. It turns out that’s the… Continue reading State of the BOT March 2022
Happy New Year!
Watched Beautiful Dreamer for the first time! It’s the perfect pandemic new year’s movie. All the fireworks went off when Ataru blew on the horn signaling his desire to return to reality….t’was epic ⚡
Robot guts in amber, perfectly preserved
While researching the link between ableist New Age woo and the technofascist nightmare all around us, I found this wonderful essay: “Pandora’s Vox Redux” by humdog. This bitch knew EVERYTHING happening today on the internet back in 1994. It’s literally all the thoughts and words and essays I’ve been marinating in my brain about digital… Continue reading Robot guts in amber, perfectly preserved
A Chillito (Chi-YÍ-to) Story [FO3]
You didn’t have to kill them. The average Wastelander’s head, even at its least sturdy and most malnourished, can withstand an energy shot or two. You could have given a warning shot, scared them a little, and gotten the fuck out of dodge. You didn’t have to kill them. But they shot first and you… Continue reading A Chillito (Chi-YÍ-to) Story [FO3]
“Don’t like” face
Damn sun just come out already!! Let me get my little tasks out of the way!! ☀️