Category: Selfie

I’ve been getting into this art called “WWE” lately. Have you heard of it? It’s a very famous form of ritualistic American BDSM theater. It’s great! However, I was shocked to see kids in the audience, as I thought it was illegal for children to know about sexuality there until they turn 21. It turns… Continue reading joyeux 2023

I don’t normally like my hair up but when I do…I like to look like a panda 🐼 I canceled my ipsy last month and I’m glad I managed to — I have more than enough makeup for whatever looks I want now. Also the DHL shipping stressed me out. I’ve been writing a lot.… Continue reading Panda hair

Even when people gave a shit about wearing masks, it was always bitches in the beauty section never wearing masks…now that nobody is wearing masks and everybody forgot about the pandemic, I’ve lost the fun in beauty shopping. Just get the basics, in and out. You can forget about hanging around a cramped Sephora! Sigh…so… Continue reading In the cleanest of air, near the dazzling sea, you felt gloriously comfortable, your lips gleaming free

I’ve been thinking about gyaru lately…they seem like they have a lot of fun . Austere repressed cultures encourage you to feel guilty about fun. But when the world is collapsing around you? The most important things become the frivolous, the silly, the fun. Or else you die inside. Yes, this is my life’s thesis!… Continue reading Silly botty sexy thotty

I’d like to be an elf! Or rather …aren’t vampires elves? So I’m already there 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️ The way I see it, vampires are urban elves, completely assimilated to human culture (or at least the successful ones are). Fairies are country elves, with that immigrant stubborness that doesn’t let even a drop of human culture in.… Continue reading That one time I was an elf in Lord of the Rings

Damn sun just come out already!! Let me get my little tasks out of the way!! ☀️

When everyday hits under 80F…that’s officially cold season. I crave fattening warm treats 🥨