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\ud83c\udf38 I updated the site a lil last month. There is now an essays<\/a> page and an archive<\/a> page.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 If you’re curious what I’ve been up to… skincare mostly. Glossier discontinuing Bubblewrap has sent me on an epic quest into finding a good replacement I can easily get IRL. It turns out that’s the Elf Holy Hydration Eye Cream, which is literally findable everywhere so….now I am looking for 1) a face sunscreen that won’t sting my eyes and 2) a body sunscreen that won’t piss me off texturewise \u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 Heaven is a nice fragrant lip oil, spritzing moisturizing face mists with abandon, and an abundance of pimple patches!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 I watched Dune the other day. It’s really funny, Timothee Chalamet is the kind of guy I would have gone absolutely insane for when I was 20 but now it’s like…well, he looks like a kid. Oscar Isaac tho \ud83e\udd74 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 Kind of pissed me off the only scene where you see Daddy Atreides (LMAO) shirtless is when he’s like…being tortured and dying and it’s just miserable and terrible. It’s like the real life guy equivalent of an anime girls’ tits and panties swinging around while they’re being mentally tortured and screaming and getting the shit kicked out of them and you know… I wasn’t really into it. It made me uncomfortable in the same way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 But yeah I liked the movie a lot and want more, but was feeling later like they sanded down a lot of the weirder more intense sexual\/bodily shit…like it’s good but some of the, ah, spice<\/em> is missing. So I’m feeling like I want to try reading the first book again…third time’s the charm! \ud83e\udd49<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 Anyway, if you’re reading this because you miss my presence…well, I will<\/a> come back. I am<\/em><\/a> coming back. It’s the inevitable quality of spring. I will bloom because I can’t help but do so. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 But also like…I need resources lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 I’m not going to damage, debase, or depreciate myself to get those those resources, but I very much do need those resources.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 Ideal job: making septillions in my sleep \ud83e\udd71\ud83d\udca4<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 Other than that….just being me with more money \ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf38 What public existence will come forth? For the first time in my life, society isn’t being forced onto me — I’m genuinely looking forward to it! \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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