{"id":605,"date":"2024-02-12T01:21:57","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T01:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/?p=605"},"modified":"2024-02-12T01:34:14","modified_gmt":"2024-02-12T01:34:14","slug":"kitaros-texas-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/2024\/02\/12\/kitaros-texas-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"Gegege Across Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

While it’s true I don’t believe in air travel during an uncontrolled pandemic, for my friend Kitaro, I am willing to make an exception.<\/a> Since he is a yokai<\/em> and yokai<\/em> don’t get sick<\/a>, I don’t have to worry about silly things like brain shrinkage and organ damage around him \ud83d\udc9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While he mostly just likes to lie around and smoke all <\/a>day, we’ve gone on many adventures in the mean time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Celebrating the release of Kitaro’s big hit film with pecan pie!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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When you visit Texas you have to eat Whataburger! That’s the rule. Kitaro had never eaten a burger hundreds of times his size before and was shocked that Americans do this everyday.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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We visited the pyramids and Kitaro turned huge for some reason. I don’t remember the details because there was a lot of tequila and a lot of chocolate.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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A meeting with the venerable dai kaiju<\/em> Garfield. He didn’t like my attitude and sent yokai<\/em> to attack my car when I went to pick up pizza later. Oops!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Kitaro found himself!! Isn’t that what all trips are meant to do?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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That’s enough for now. Rest well! <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While it’s true I don’t believe in air travel during an uncontrolled pandemic, for my friend Kitaro, I am willing to make an exception. Since he is a yokai and yokai don’t get sick, I don’t have to worry about silly things like brain shrinkage and organ damage around him \ud83d\udc9e While he mostly just… Continue reading Gegege Across Texas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-uncategorized","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":620,"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions\/620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dorybot.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}