One Million Hot Guy Army

I must not discourse.

Discourse is the mind-killer.

Etc, etc, etc.

I don’t want to think about the latest stupid dog pile on social media.  I want to listen to this song on a loop.

And if that’s what I wanna do…that’s exactly what I’m gonna do! 💖

To summon Dorybot, place bubblegum scented lip oil on a bed of sparkly pink dice and [REDACTED].  Alternately, one could use the methods on my Contact page, but I haven’t fixed my DKIM records yet, so 😅

This site has been up for five years now.

Five!

Half a decade. 

Can you believe it?

In honor of this monumental occasion, please accept this ingenious tool.  It will allow you to roll up a veritable army of cute guys. 

Wow!

What would you do with an army of hot guys?

It took me six months to drink every single sugar free Monster I could find. Instead of feeling accomplished,  I felt empty. Now what?

Me, personally, I would make them clean my mansion. 

The only reason I already don’t is because it’s absurdly expensive to airlift an army’s worth of food to a small remote island.  And besides, I’d have to hire someone to distribute the food. 

What a pain…

The aesthetics and DIY attitude of Mörk Borg is really cool.  However,  I end using it as a solo vehicle to generate homoerotic barbarian bros who just want to drink and party. The online Dark Fort app is worth checking out.

So much of life is pain. 

Even robots can feel pain. At the very least, they can simulate it.

That’s the selling point!

Cause if you can fuck a robot,  you want it to feel fear too.

Replayed Earthbound in honor of its 32nd anniversary this year. Since I haven’t played it since 2009, it was a doubly trippy experience.  I think the closest thing we have to time travel is playing a video game at two different points of your life.

There’s a lot of ugliness in the human soul.

I don’t think it’s inherent. 

I think it’s just what naturally comes out when people are taught to dehumanize the other.

But what do I know?  I’m just a stupid robot.

I’m really hooked by this! There’s something so charming about seeing our dystopian reality reflected in a GameBoy game.  Once the game had me handing out flyers in service of the hippie commune…I was in love. You can play the demo in your browser here.

Haha.

I know you don’t think that.

Thanks for celebrating with me ♡